Here, have a quote I laughed at!
“If you’re looking for treasure, don’t look in the sky. There’s lots packed away in kitchen nooks and crannies.” Nazrin, Touhou Undefined Fantastic Object, Reimu A Scenario (If you don’t get it, Nazrin’s a mouse youkai).
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes…” The G-man- Half-Life 2
“Alright I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down, with the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!” Cave Johnson- Portal 2
“Ahhh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!” GLaDOS- Portal 2
“I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone.” GLaDOS- Portal
Knightfall signing off…
“Skunks playing poker, basketball cheesesteak.” -Eidon, Magi-Nation
“Humungous gravy boat! Felt-tipped pomegranate prophecy!” -???, Magi-Nation
@SplashtehOshawott
“Gary was here, Ash is a loser!”
That was a sign near Cerulean City, from the Pokemon Anime, if I can recall correctly. And it’s also one of my favorite quotes :3
Also…
“The important thing is not how long you live… It’s what you accomplish with your life.” -Grovyle, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
“That was fun, let’s do it again!” -Rarity, My Little Pony: The Runaway Rainbow
“Did ya think Leena thpontaneuthry combuthted?” - A character from Chrono Cross, I forgot who.
I got one!
“I like shorts.” - Pokemon Red and Blue
“Hey! You don’t have shorts on” - Pokemon Red and Blue.
“OBJECTION” - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
“Take this. It’s Dangerous to go alone” - The Legend of Zelda.
More to come.
#PMUPodcast2012LWPremier
Hiya, Illus! Thanks for making this a topic in the podcast! :la:
“Do you have any idea how that made me feel inside? Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!†—, Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword)
“Do A Barrel Roll” ~ Star Fox 64
Yeah, no problem. 
“Life is like a bicycle, in order to keep balanced, you have to move on”
-Exalted
"The world is your stage, so get up and dance
-Anon
and this is from a really special friend, who comforted me when I was sad (in game)
“darling, open your eyes, you’re a butterfly…spread your wings and fly, and spread the true essence of your beauty, for it is your right, to burst the supreme justice; and truth”
“The important thing is not how long you live. It’s what you accomplish in your life.”- Grovyle from PMD2
“YOOM-TAH!” - The Grand Master of All Things Bad
“If you have time to think about a beautiful end, why not live beautifully to that end?”- Gintoki Sakata
“In this world there are things you have to protect. Even if your hands get stained with blood.”- Okita Sougo
Gintoki: Kagura! Call to an ambulance!’
Kagura: AMBULANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Obviously Gintoki and Kagura!)
Only one thing to say after I read this over… /shotdead9999times
“Life…Dreams…Hopes…Where do they come from? And where do they go…? Such meaningless things. I’ll destroy them all!” -Kefta, Final Fantasy VI (6)
“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART” -Fracktail, Super Paper Mario
“Do A Barrel Roll! Do A Barrel Roll! Do A Barrel Roll!” -Peppy, Star Fox 64 (N64 and 3DS)
“HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU ARE ON WAY TO DESTRUCTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA HA…” -Cat, Zero Wing
“Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +.” (Wii Sports)
My favorite because I wish I could pause everything around me with a wii remote, and use commands like in other games to make it night, then teleport myself home, and sleep…
(You will know where this is from)
“I like shorts. They are comfy and easy to wear!”
-Youngster
“You’re nothing, but a puppet.” - Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII
Oh I got another one. |D
I love this one~
Maria: Wait, what? He had an I-beam through his liver. Are you asking for a cure for impalement?
Tachibana: Being impaled is not on the path of honor!
Freebird: Hrm.
Cunningham: Hm.
Kimchi: Indeed.
or . . .
Hank Freebird: “ROCK SOLID.”
// Lol Trauma Team.
Alright, long list. Read as you wish~
“Are you still conscious? Ugh. You"re a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!”
-Cackletta (My favorite quote)
“Hah! Hmph! Well, won"t this be fun! Oh, yes! If that"s how it is, I"m ready for you! I"m going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom!”
-Cackletta
“Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!”
-Cackletta
“You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet!”
-Fawful
“Hmph! They"re a slick bunch, huh? And you Princess Peach… you"re a sly one, too! By the way, princess… why are you covering your mouth with your hands?”
-Bowletta
“Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you"re sorely mistaken. I"m… Bowletta!!!”
-Bowletta
“Mario! Do something super!”
-Bowser
“Who would have thought you"d catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?”
-Cackletta
“Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!”
-Cackletta
"Looking for Princess Peach? Too bad! “Cause she"s with me!”
-Cackletta
“Boo! Boo, I say!”
-Popple
“I HAVE FURY!”
-Fawful
“ONE FELL SWOOP IS HOW I WILL DEAL WITH YOU FINK-RATS!!!”
-Fawful
“Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach"s voice! And then I can kidnap her!”
-Bowser
“Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They"re not funny! Just get me out of here!!!”
-Bowser
“Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!”
-Bowletta
“EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can"t beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It"s time you took a nice relaxing break… IN MY BELLY!!!”
-Bowletta
“Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can"t we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?”
-Birdo to Popple
Why am I laughing more then I should have?
“I HURT YOUR FACES!”
-Fawful
“Did somebody page the king of awesome?”
-Bowser
“Your tongue…bite upon it!”
-Broque Monsieur
“A WINNER IS YOU!”
-Fawful
“I HAVE CHORTLES!”
-Fawful
“Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU…♪”
-Fawful
“YELLO GOODBYE!”
-Starlow
“MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I"m all ready to act nice… But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I"ll pummel you and grab Peach!”
-Bowser
…Thats pretty much it. I’m sure there’s more.