Because it was jealous of pie.
Would I look nice in a blue suit?
No, because you’re Red.
Muffins?
No, English Muffins.
Pie? Or Cake?
Pie.
Are you an astrophysicist?
One plus two equels four because the world was distorted when i didn’t know what that meant
Do these hamburgers make me look obese?
No, but those carrots make you look stupid.
Do you wear banana shoes?
No because I"m on a STRICT no Fruit Diet that’s just plain weird…
Is the world going to turn into ‘Planet of the Apes’?
Not until I become a lawyer! Which I won"t
Why did the guy cross-examine cross the road?
To stalk the money that is also crossing the road so that he could stroke the kitty~
8=========D < Why the long face?
… 8=D short face
Sakka yarou ze?
…Wareware wa cows .3.
TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE CANADA?!
YES NO MAYBE YES NO MAYBE
Which is correct, the left or the right?
The Wright one. /burned
Why does Silver have red hair?
BECAUSE REASONS
…
WHERE IS SUZUNO?
IN YOUR LAP.
When did that end?
It didn’t.
WhO? WhaT? WheN? WherE? WhY?
FOOD
What’s up? :o
THE CEILING. AND ME BECAUSE I’M ON THE CEILING.
Where.
Is.
My Cookie Jar.
IN FRANCE
…NORWAY? I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. SCRATCHES ON NORWAY’S DOOR NORWAY, WHY YOU NO HUG ME? :C
[yes as you can see i’ve gained an obsession over norway from hetalia because reasons =7=/]
HOLD IT!
Can you write me a letter explaining why exactly there was a crashing noise on the night of the murder?