The Vending Machine

out comes Post12345 (what?)

insert :’: here

Out comes BILLIONS OF GALLONS OF WATER.
Re-inserts Post.

Out comes :’:

Puts in Knu (the snowboarding polar bear)

Out comes a normal polar bear.

Puts in my soul.

Out comes…
Wait…
What?
Out comes a Koopa Shell.
WHAT.
Inserts a Kirby. ;D

Out comes a black hole. (Crud.)

Insert my body.

OH NO BLACK HOLE.
Out comes your soul.
Inserts Black Hole

Out comes a BIGGER black hole! …Oh shrimp, RUUUUUN!

I insert the bigger black hole inside!

Out comes my body… Oh, I’m whole again.
Insert a Potato Chip.

Out comes a bag of french fries.
Lolwut,
inserts a hat

Out comes ash. (No, not Ash.)
Inserts Pikachu.

Out comes uhcakiP.

I insert nothing in particular. walks away XD

Out comes something in particular.
inserts a soup can

out comes “waiter!!! theres a soup in mah soup!”

insert Waiter here

Out comes the complaints the waiter listened to.

Insert elephants.

out comes a stampede D:

insert staff here

i got a staff package (Admins and mappers included!)

i insert back the Staff package

out comes a mage.

i insert a coin.

Out comes a soda.
inserts a Bidoof. 8D

got a bibarel

inserts the bibarel back