vaans game review

yes, thats who he meant. even though it’s a werewolf thing, not a fox…

lol looks like my reviews being litered but wateverits week 9 and today where reviewing … huh oops 9 got notin to review for today sorry guys but in 2 weeks we do week ten and we got 3 exiting reviews

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH welcome to my big game review where i will be doing 3 games in 1 week hahahahahahahahahah. today where reviewing and incredible game that blew my brains all over the floor literaly im still pickin dem up. this game took left 4 deads place in maw heart the game is …PROTOTYPE. prototype was an incredible game u play as alex mercer a mutant that has the abililty to not only create wepons jump super high pick up tanks but the ability to kill people and transform into them to escape capture. not only can u transform into soldiers and civilians but u can pick up dere wepons or drives tanks chopers and my favorite the firework tank. the firework tank is the ultimate wepon a super tank that can even blow up infected hives in 1 shot. o did i forget there zombies hahahahahah there are and for all the resident evil fans theres also likers yes they look and akt like giant lickers.

overall i give this mindblowing game a perfect 100 out of 5 *x100

u need to get this game its incredible i swear to god

Suggested: Digimon World DS (I play it on the emul8or)

O_O ugh sorry but i never played dat game so i cant review sometin i never played hmmmm try recomending sometin for xbox 360

BOOM i scare ya hope not it week 11

…sorry i only had 1 game on the 10week

anyway today we be reviewing the incredible oblivion

oblivion was a cool game it was like fallout3 mixed with fable 2 in da fact that good and bad deeds can effect yo character for instance i jurneyd for 3 days to get crusader armor i kill 1 person on accident and know i got to jorney all over again. the game has many fun quest tons of armour and wepons and an overall good story line. here is a tip dont get bit by vampires if u do cure desise right away or else u cant cure it after 3 days. 1 thing that i really respect about the game is the character creater it litterly alows total creation of a character race and everything.

i give oblivion a 5 out of 5 *****

Ah, Oblivion. It along with the other Elder Scrolls games are like gods among fantasy RPGs. Fallout 3 is a lot newer than Oblivion, but it was made by the same company. On the PC, both games are infinitely moddable and they both have creation kits that allow you to edit everything in the game from items and NPCs to dungeon layouts and cities. Oblivion also has a HUGE load of quests available, so even if you think you’ve done everything you might still have a few quests waiting.

heheheh i know im a little bumed out tho the vampire tip i said was from expiereince my first and strongest charatcer kept dying of vampyrismn

You’ve been dieing from Vampirism? You’ve probably already turned into a vampire then, cus that usually doesn’t kill you. In order to transform, you have to go to sleep somewhere, or you could quickly cure yourself by praying at a shrine or drinking a cure disease potion.

However, if you are already a Vampire, there IS a way to cure it. In the mean time, you should only move around outside at night because in the day you’ll take damage. Curing your vampire and becoming normal again is an incredibly difficult quest, but to start it I think you have to go see the count of Skingrad, who also happens to be a vampire.

i know already but getting te greater soul stones isnt easy my security level sucks so i cant get dem for mage guilds besides i already started new file my new guy is better

wat up people week 12

today we be reviewing lost planet

ok lets get down to it.

lost planet takes place on a planet encased in snow and ice.the inhabinets the akrid (a hostel alien spieces) are constantly attacking the humans.the main thing that is the only annoying thing is that u constanly need to keep collecting teng(thermal energy) to keep yourself alive with health rstoration (along with a few other things).one aspecti really like is the vital suits dont know what they are heres a hint HUGE FREAKIN MECHS.these are fun becouse lets say u having a gun fight with friends then boom a huge mech comes out unleashing a barrage of missles and machine guns rounds then it takes flight and begins babardment from the sky.

i give the awsome lost planet a perfect 10 out of 10 ********** o did i forget to say im rating by ten now :o

welp a BIG GAME is coming if u like a certain character named master chief this game be for u
the game im talking about is HALO REACH

over the xbox life HALO was its best game and i mean it from the low res plains of halo CE to the droper of odst halo has left its mark on the xbox

reach has some nice new things like if u hold the cqc(close corter combat)button behind somebody u do a cool killing animation. next u can put stough like jetpacks on ur character.1 thing major is the spartin are now smaller than elite. one downside is master chief isnt in this 1:(.

So if u luv halo get this game the day it comes out although i have no realese day yet the beta is the next best thing.

finally tune into Xplay on g4 thursday nights for new game reviews and many other fun things bye now

okguys my reviews have been going on for a while and thanks for all who have been watching them. now then this may be sounding like im quiting dem but im not im just saying that im not the only people who chat about games so plz watch kayoken and cynders video game chat i sort of got my idea from dem(tank u).’

finally plz tune into g4tv on thursdays for new action pack reviews (this happens to be my source)untill next week this has been vaans game reviews.

Was up im back with even more reviews.
this week ill be reviewing dead rising

dead rising takes place in a mall(i dont care about the name). the game happens to be a zombie game. u play frank west a photographer just happaning to be stupid enough to enter the mall filled with zombes withought a way to get out for 72 hours.now the fun thing about this game is u can use almost ANYTHING for a wepon. u can use tables,guitars,parasols,tools,FOOD,ect. if u ask me this game is more of a stress releaser.one of my personal favorite wepons is the boomarange i through it outside and i went in and i noticed my zombie kill going up then i heard glass brakeing and then my boomarang came back to me i was amazed. next u can custimize your character with cloths u find in shops. before u start thinking this is it dont becouse u learn more moves and u get more health the more levels u go up by killin zombies.

i give dead rising a 8out of 10 ******** like i said its more of a stress realeaser.

hey guys i know i havent benn on in a while but thats becouse im getting tons of new reviews look next week for the return of my fun review filled with explosions ans action maybe even some zombies (your expierince might differ wich means u wont see any of this)

finally vaan is back in his seat ready to make more reviews and today i got a big 1 maybe… probably…ok its a regular 1 today we be reviewing the upcoming halo reach hahhahahah it is a big 1

now lets get down to the action litteraly the game isnt even out yet and almost every halo fan(including mawself) have got there hands on the beta in some way or another. the game seems to be upgraded to the maximum potential finally halo might become the dominite game bow to it. everything from the controls to the graphics have been remaped. now the elites are actually bigger than the spatans.(say what) one thing evryone will love is assasinations simply stand behinds somebody hold the melle (still hate the word)button and bam u do a cool execution . now there is armor abilitys such as jetpack sprint and many more.finally there is something for everybody…new wepons :? …new maps :) …new vehicles :D …NEW GAMEMODES :o and many more.

until next week this has been vaans game reviews staytuned as next week we review a cookie :D

ok guys time for me to do a long overdue review of a powerful game this game hapens to be LEFT 4 DEAD 2

left 4 dead 2 is the sequal to the action horror game left 4 dead. it takes place down south thats right redneck land so expect more guns in fact lots more. more guns more throwing more gear all together. my favorite new addition is the melee wepons witch were EXTREMLY fun. my favorite new gun hapens to be the scar h combat rifle with a 3 round burst it promises to be an ammo conserving wepon.come back next week as i continue this review with a preview of the new infected.

ok guys im back after a long trip into the mountains i meditated wit some shoilin monks (with a rather wonderfull musical performance by some random actors).

today im continuing my left 4 dead 2 review wit the new infected. the first is a returning infected and im talking bout the fat sack of puke the lovable boomer. the boomer is a slow exploding infected that pukes on survivors causing all other zombies to swarm them. next is the most powerfull the deadly tank. with no were near as much damage as the witch s can take a lickin and keep on kicking usally in the form of basicly heriling survivors around like baseballs. now then i aint doing all the infected today so get ready for next week were i shall introduce the new ones as well as some old ones. finally the best of the best a fan favorite zombie litteraly they did a vote and 87% voted for the deadly hunter. the hunter is a blind assasins wich basicly can leap over increadible distances and land on survivors with pinpoint acuracy. once pined down there is no escape(unless ur teammates save ya) all these traits make the hunter a powerfull and lovable infected. see ya next week guys and gals.

i like left 4 dead 2 .-. and i cant believe u had this topic since last year and still doing it o.o

lol well like i said i just got back iwas on a trip so i didnt have time to post but i expect to finish it next week and i promiss theres going to be at least 1 explosion