We couldn’t afford a rabbit.
Waiter, there’s water in my soup!
Waiter: Oh sorry, take some Condensed Campbell’s Soup instead.
Waiter, there is a stack of bills in my soup.
Waiter: Oh sorry, We forgot to take the money out of the bowl!
Waiter, there is a Luxray in my soup D8
Waiter: Oh sorry, Ren was hungry.
Waiter! There is a black hole in my soup!
Waiter: Oh sorry, We forgot to take all the universe related items out!
Waiter, theres an apocalypse in my soup D:
Waiter: Oh, i’m sorry, I told the chef not to use the nuclear stove…
Waiter! There’s a finger in my soup!
Waiter: Oh, sorry, chef got his finger cut’d off
Me: Waiter, WAITER!!!, WAITER !!! Theres poo in my soup!!! D8
Shush! Or someone else might want one!
Waiter, there is a Jar of Jam in my boul of soup!
waiter: Oh didnt you know that we also put breakfast with soup now
Me: Waiter, there is a litwick in my soup and its eating my soul.
Waiter: -whistles- sick em sapph. -random rhydon crashes in tackling the bowl of soup- There you go.
me:waiter. there is a fluffy luxray in mah soup.ima call her fluffy kins, rip off the tag that says ren, and give it bird food! :3
Waiter: Ummm… okay then… that didnt give me much to say…
Me: waiter… WAITER… WAITER… Theres no soup in my bowl of soup…
Waiter: Wipes mouth with towel. Hm? I’ll contact the chef if he has something to say. I did not drink your soup. Fiddles around with pen.
Waiter, there is a lack of unusual ingredients in my soup.
Waiter: Oh sorry, we forgot to put in the extra flavors in!
Waiter, there is no bowl D= where did it go?
Waiter: We offer free “Go Steal Soup From The Other Table” services. Free of charge and no hidden fees.
Waiter, there are Underscores in my soup. ( _ s )
Waiter: Oh sorry, we forgot to remove them from the alphabet soup!
Waiter, there’s a caterpie in my soup!
Waiter: Eat it. It’s extra protein.
Waiter, there is a MMO called PMU in my soup.
Waiter: Oh! We put in the host site for this forum game on accident!
Waiter, theres a thing in my soup…a boggart maybe?
Waiter: I’ll deliver that back to Deviant Art.
There seems to be a hand in my soup.
Waiter: Oh sorry! The cheff accidentally cut off his hand in the soup making proccess.
Waiter, there’s a palkia in my soup!
Waiter: It’s not our fault. It warped through space or used a Portal gun.
Waiter, there is a “Howl’s Moving Castle Special Edition” DVD set in my soup.
(I has it! 8D )