Waiter, there is a ___ in my soup!

We couldn’t afford a rabbit.
Waiter, there’s water in my soup!

Waiter: Oh sorry, take some Condensed Campbell’s Soup instead.

Waiter, there is a stack of bills in my soup.

Waiter: Oh sorry, We forgot to take the money out of the bowl!

Waiter, there is a Luxray in my soup D8

Waiter: Oh sorry, Ren was hungry.

Waiter! There is a black hole in my soup!

Waiter: Oh sorry, We forgot to take all the universe related items out!

Waiter, theres an apocalypse in my soup D:

Waiter: Oh, i’m sorry, I told the chef not to use the nuclear stove…

Waiter! There’s a finger in my soup!

Waiter: Oh, sorry, chef got his finger cut’d off

Me: Waiter, WAITER!!!, WAITER !!! Theres poo in my soup!!! D8

Shush! Or someone else might want one!
Waiter, there is a Jar of Jam in my boul of soup!

waiter: Oh didnt you know that we also put breakfast with soup now

Me: Waiter, there is a litwick in my soup and its eating my soul.

Waiter: -whistles- sick em sapph. -random rhydon crashes in tackling the bowl of soup- There you go.

me:waiter. there is a fluffy luxray in mah soup.ima call her fluffy kins, rip off the tag that says ren, and give it bird food! :3

Waiter: Ummm… okay then… that didnt give me much to say…

Me: waiter… WAITER… WAITER… Theres no soup in my bowl of soup…

Waiter: Wipes mouth with towel. Hm? I’ll contact the chef if he has something to say. I did not drink your soup. Fiddles around with pen.

Waiter, there is a lack of unusual ingredients in my soup.

Waiter: Oh sorry, we forgot to put in the extra flavors in!

Waiter, there is no bowl D= where did it go?

Waiter: We offer free “Go Steal Soup From The Other Table” services. Free of charge and no hidden fees.

Waiter, there are Underscores in my soup. ( _ s )

Waiter: Oh sorry, we forgot to remove them from the alphabet soup!

Waiter, there’s a caterpie in my soup!

Waiter: Eat it. It’s extra protein.

Waiter, there is a MMO called PMU in my soup.

Waiter: Oh! We put in the host site for this forum game on accident!

Waiter, theres a thing in my soup…a boggart maybe?

Waiter: I’ll deliver that back to Deviant Art.

There seems to be a hand in my soup.

Waiter: Oh sorry! The cheff accidentally cut off his hand in the soup making proccess.

Waiter, there’s a palkia in my soup!

Waiter: It’s not our fault. It warped through space or used a Portal gun.

Waiter, there is a “Howl’s Moving Castle Special Edition” DVD set in my soup.

(I has it! 8D )