Don’t fear the lag…embrace it, YES. EMBRACE IT. EMBRACE THE LAGGRON WITHIN YOU! LET IT CONTROL YOU AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU! LET IT FEA-
WAITER! THERE’S A STUNFISK IN MY SOUP!
USE A POKéBALL TO CATCH IT!
Waitor, there’s a doge swimming in my soup
YAY A NEW DOGGIE!!!
WAITER!The evil queen is trying to curse me again by pouring venom in my soup!!!*runs away 
A.K.A=
Waiter there is venom in my soup :?:
Venom tastes good, da? ^J^
Waiter, there’s a mountain in my soup!
are u sure its not mount everest
waiter theres a rokc in my soup. just a rock. floating in my soup. incredible
Let it rest there…it’s probably had a long day.
Waiter, there’s a flock of sheep in my soup.
MY PEOPLE
waiter kiku honda is in my soup again can i hug him this time
Mr Honda what are u doing in a soup …again?..and of course lila u can hug him 
Waiter i think there is a basilisk in my soup :?: :!: :?: :!: :?: :!:
It is from [sub]Happy Rotter?[/sub] I MEAN HARRY POTTER
Wait, there’s a Triforce in mah soup!
Well since the Triforce does not discriminate between “good” or “evil” i will hide it somewhere
Waiter there is a fairy type in my soup? 
:la:
Killed it with Magmortar.
Waiter! There’s a rabbit’s foot in my soup!!
Take it and be lucky :u
Stahp, there’s a singing frog in my soup :u
The frog is known as Steve. Steve sings great hits like What Hurts the Most, Everybody Talks, and even smooth jazz!
Waiter! There’s a Luli in my soup!
Why wouldn’t you want a Luli in your soup? Luli is awesome.
Waiter, there is a pillow in my soup
Waiter, there’s an AbraKadabra in my soup!
Well you ordered it
WAITER THERE IS CHIPPER IN MY SOUP!?
I thought the soup just needed… put on sunglasses Cheering up.
Waiter, there is a soup in my soup!
Well then, you will pay double the prize!
Waiter! There’s fire in my soup!
great now eat it im so bored to make you another
Sil get out of my soup please
WAITER THERE IS DIZZINESS IN MY SOUP!