“BOOOOOORING”
“This is the Midnight Channel News!”
“Nothingness is eternal.”
“I am a Shadow… The true self…”
^ This.
This is… The Midnight Channel! Starring your host, Seviper Me Crazy! With guest star, Zangoose No Lazy!
Shadows, huh? I could get used to this! :la:
“WHEREEE AM IIIIIIIII” Armflail
Welcome to Yumi no Mori, also known as the Dream Forest of Gensokyo. Everything here is pretty carefree most of the time, though watch out for Danmaku, and youkai trying to make you their lunch. 
(BTW this Gensokyo location is FANMADE. By me. XD)
On to the matter at hand…YAY DEDEDE CASTLE! I’ve always wanted to go here! 
“runs around like an idiot WHYYYYY AM IIIIII HEEEERREEEEEE!”
Why the heck am I following this light?
“So… there’s Hyru-- Wait, why am I doing this?”
Still following the light from someone
“sitting down like an idiot”
-now crawling like a weedle,- “Why am i still following this light~?”
“How am I in three places at once? o-o”
“slips on the slippery floor OWWWW”
Why am I even doing this? I’m a Shadow Lucario, and I would be destroyed by the light. Better move away… Quickly.
“DARKNESS! MUHAHAHA!/shotdead”
“now throwing paper everywhere This is so boring…”
Augh! I’ve been following this light for a day!.. MY EYES! IT BURNZZZZZZZ!"