Okay. First thing’s first: credits to Lila for the idea. So, Lila and I once kept telling country puns on global and we called it “Country Pun Time”. So that’s where the idea came from. I can’t really explain, but just:
“Guatamala grows a lot of avocados. Guacamala.”
iceland rises
riseland
I thought you would be the first to reply to this.
England flings something at you
Flingland
America is freedom.
Freedom.
That wasn"t a pun. It was a TRUTH.
Iceland has a lot of rice.
Riceland
norway completely disagrees with your statement
noway
(Not sure if this works but) Japan has a very interesting pan.
Datpan
new zealand becomes 10,000 yrs old
old zealand
Scotland is not real. Notland.
I Congo reading these for ages.
germany’s knee is rly impressive
germanknee
Jamaica has a country jam session.
Jamaica