Curse the Person Above You!

The game is simple. You are to cast a curse upon the person above you.
Example:
“I curse you by giving your bottom an incurable itch for all of eternity!”
Now start!
There’s no one for me to curse… hm.

I hereby curse you to have no internet for a week.

I curse you with a neverending shower of deadly rainbow sheep.

I curse you to death of a deadly illness!

I curse you by being eaten by an imp . n .

I curse you with an old lady that will stalk you forever.

I hereby curse you to have to eat nothing but vegetables for the remainder of your life.

I curse you to constantly sneeze forever!

I curse you to remain mute for eternity!

I curse you to never be able to watch Gin Tama ever again!

I cruse you from watching any new/old Animes!

I curse you for having a red dot on Eradi! /shot

I curse you to never be able to watch any animes ever again! >8D /shotdead

I curse you with pink hair that will never go away!

Nuuu:0 -jumps off cliff- /shotdead

I curse you to never be able to roleplay ever again! /shot

I curse you to to defeat Primal Dialga at level 1 with no items.

Focus Sash Endeavor Quick Attack Rattata? C:

I curse you to live without company for all eternity. Mwaha- no. I’m not that cruel. :c

I curse you to never be able to play a Fire Emblem game ever again! >8D

I curse you with a diet of instant noodles only.

I curse you to be attacked by Greece’s Kitties :c