I counter your rock with my cup of tea!

Here"s a game I"ve gotten from another forum. Here"s how it goes:

Person 1: I throw out a piece of paper!
Person 2: I counter your paper with my sandwich!
Person 3: I counter your sandwich with my cookie!

Basically, you counter the person above you"s “thing” with another “thing”
You can counter it with anything. A Pikachu, a piece of lint… heck, you could even use a black hole!

RULES:
Follow the PMU rules. No swearing, or anything innapropriate for that matter.
Mary Sueing/Gary Stuing is allowed is this game. (Not like it matters)
Have fun!

Ok, I"ll start.

I throw out a slice of cheese! :D

I counter your cheese with a candle!

I counter your candle with my water gun!

I counter your water gun with my Ziodyne!

I counter your Ziodyne with this glass of milk!

I counter your glass of milk with this sponge!

I counter your sponge with these square pants!

I counter your square pants with this chocolate bar!

I counter your chocolate bar with this candy bar wrapper!

I counter your candy bar wrapper with these scissors!

I counter your scissors with my rock.
Classic.

I counter your rock with my jackhammer!

I counter your jackhammer with THIS SPECK OF DUST.
NOT SO CONFIDENT NOW EH

I counter your speck of dust with my vacuum cleaner!

I counter your Vacumn Cleaner with my Black Hole!!! Hahahahaha the suckiest thing in existence!!!

I counter your Back Hole with Kirby.
Nope.

So are you saying Kirby sucks more than a Black Hole? Oh dear…

Meanwhile…

I counter your Kirby with mine own Sora!!!

I conter Sora with Yosuke Hanamura

I counter Yosuke Hanamura with Nagumo Haruya!

(And thus begins the phase of using anime characters… /shot/)

I counter your Nagumo Haruya with my GRAND FIAR! (tulip is now gone Nagumo)