Random Crackfics of randomness

…So… Yeah… LARA IT"S CTF BETWEEN HARUYA AND FUUSUKE

Capture The Flag ~

Characters(because there’s a lot of them)
Haruya the Typhlosion (M)
Hiroaki the Zoroark (M)
Inejiro the Monferno (M)
Nonomura the Houndour (M)
Fujimoto the Jolteon (M)
Midori the Zorua (F)
Tamafune the Litwick (F)
Asako the Phanpy (F)
Raitoningu the Pachirisu (F)
Aida the Chikorita (F)
Fuusuke the Weavile (M)
Nishizono the Pikachu (M)
Mitsukaze the Linoone (M)
Hayami the Buneary (M)
Kirino the Kirlia (M) (YES MALE KIRLIA PROBLEM?)
Iyuko the Misdreavus (F)
Akane the Snivy (F)
Yuki the Sneasel (F)
Chisato the Eevee (F)
Homura the Whimsicott (F)

And finally. The story starts. 8D
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Everyone (except Haruya and Fuusuke) sat in the Housing Center since they had nothing to do, and the seniors wouldn’t allow them to go out to train in dungeons for today.

“HEY EVERYONE LET’S PLAY A GAME!” someone shouted.

Everyone looked up at Mitsukaze who was jumping up and down on a table.

“You’ll break the table if you keep bouncing like that, you kno–” Tamafune started, but was cut off when someone said, “How about Capture The Flag?”

“I thought you were in Winden, Yuki,” Aida said, looking at the Sneasel. “I decided to visit,” Yuki replied, shrugging.

Behind Yuki stood Inejiro and Hayami.

“Ok what are THEY doing here?” Chisato asked.

“I followed Yuki,” Inejiro said. “And I followed Inejiro,” Hayami added.

In the corner, Kirino facepalmed.

Suddenly, from behind Inejiro, Haruya appeared. “There you are, Inejiro!” he said with an angered expression. Inejiro slowly turned around to see the Typhlosion looming over him. “…Meep,” he squeaked. “You really should stop sneaking out of the inn, Inejiro! OR I WILL BURN YOU IF YOU DO IT AGAIN.” Haruya said, making Inejiro let out another “meep” and crawled towards Akane.

“So, Capture the Fla-- OH HI FUUSUKE!” Yuki said in annoyance as she noticed her older brother hidden in the shadows.

“Ok, you found me. So, we’re playing Capture the Fl-- OK WHY IS HARUYA HERE?” the Weavile asked demandingly.

“Oh hello, Ice Head,” Haruya said, sneering.

“Flame Brain,” Fuusuke threw back.

“Freezer!”

“Heater!”

“Ice princess!”

“Flame queen!”

“Stalker!”

“Weakling!”

“I could say the same thing about you!”

“What the heck no way!”

“Admit it! There’s Inejiro, Hiroaki, Mitsukaze and your own cousin!”

“Never! And how dare you call Tamafune to this argument!”

“How is this an argument I’m already winning you stalker!”

“How dare you, you, you… girly flirt weakling!”

gasp Oh it’s ON, Flame Brain stalker weakling!” Fuusuke shouted, and the argument went on.

Some of the Pokemon watched in amusement at the argument, some were worried they’d break into fighting, while some were even recording the whole thing.

“WE’RE GETTING GOLD HERE!” said Fujimoto and Homura, who were the ones recording.

“So… Capture the Flag?” Mitsukaze asked.

“Oh. Right,” Tamafune said, who stood up from rolling around on the floor, laughing.

“Ok! Two groups!” Nishizono said.

“Who’ll be the leaders?” Iyuko asked.

“US!” Both Fuusuke and Haruya yelled, looking at Iyuko. “Meep,” Iyuko said.

“You’re going DOWN, Fuusuke,” Haruya said, glaring at the Weavile.

“Right back at cha, Haruya,” Fuusuke said, returning the glare.

“It’s gonna be a long day,” Hayami said, sighing.
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LATER
“Alright, so you all are in my team!” Haruya announced. In his team, Team Red, were Hiroaki, Inejiro, Nonomura, Fujimoto, Midori, Tamafune, Asako, Raitoningu, and Aida.

“I guess we’ll be working together,” Fuusuke said as he looked at his team. Those in Team Blue were Nishizono, Mitsukaze, Hayami, Kirino, Iyuko, Akane, Yuki, Chisato, and Homura.

“So, Haruya, what are the rules?” Mitsukaze asked.

“Rules? What rules?” both Haruya and Fuusuke asked.

“Mitsukaze… There are no rules…” Fuusuke said, putting on some sunglasses.

“Rules only get in the way of winning…” Haruya muttered, putting on some face paint.

“AND THIS!” both of them shouted, suddenly looking at each other. “IS WAR!” they declared, pointing at each other.

“Who got them the sunglasses and face paint?” Hayami asked. Akane just shrugged.
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LATER : TEAM RED
Three figures were in a bush, all three holding binoculars and a walkie talkie. Suddenly, one of their walkie talkies said, “Dark Knight, this is Flame King, come in Dark Knight!”

Hiroaki held the walkie talkie in his mouth and pressed the button. “Flame King, this is Dark Knight, we’ve found information on where they’ve hidden the Mark of Victory(the flag),” he said.

“Excellent,” Haruya replied through the walkie talkie.

“Uh… Hiroaki… They’re looking at us…” Inejiro said and Nonomura nodded.

“What are you talking about? This is our best disguise!” Hiroaki said, doubting what they declared.

“Fuusuke… We’re in the Capture the Flag field, right?” Yuki asked, staring at the bush.

“Right…” Fuusuke said, his eyes squinting at the bush.

“And there’s no plants, right? Which means there aren’t supposed to be any bushes, right?”

“Right…”

“And bushes don’t talk or move, right?”

“Right…” Fuusuke said and this time walked to the bush, pulling it up to reveal Hiroaki, Inejiro, and Nonomura.

“MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE’VE BEEN FOUND OUT, I REPEAT, WE’VE BEEN FOUND OUT!” Hiroaki screamed through the walkie talkie and started to panic with Inejiro and Nonomura when Yuki started to fire Icy Wind at them.

“ABORT DARK KNIGHT ABORT!” Haruya shouted back and the three Pokemon immediately ran for their lives towards the base.
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LATER AT TEAM RED BASE
“Well?” Haruya asked when the three miraculously came back alive.

“Sir… The Mark of Victory is hidden under the carpet in their base and is being guarded by Kirino and Homura, sir,” Hiroaki said.

“I see… We shall land an attack when they aren’t expecting it!” Haruya said, and everyone responded with a salute and a “SIR YES SIR!”
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MEANWHILE : TEAM BLUE
“AGH!” Fuusuke said, scoring his claws down a wall.

“Fuusuke, calm down!” Iyuko screeched.

“That stalker Haruya… I WILL kill him someday…” the Weavile growled. Then he spun around and pointed at Hayami. “YOU!”

“M-Me?” Hayami asked.

“YES YOU! I want you to infiltrate the Team Red grounds and check the heaviness in their defenses!”

“Why m-me?” Hayami asked again.

“Because… You’re the fastest here… And no one but you can do it…” Fuusuke said.
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30 SECONDS LATER
“SIR THEY HAVE CAPTURED HAYAMI RIGHT WHEN HE ENTERED THEIR BASE SIR!” Kirino shouted.

“So they captured him in less than 1 minute… Which means… If we infiltrate them one by one… They’ll catch us in about… 2 minutes and 30 seconds…” Fuusuke said.

“So you knew that he would get captured?” Kirino asked.

“Huh? Of course, Hayami is the weakest of us all, I at least expected that to happen,” Fuusuke said.

“Wait… Since Hayami’s captured… That means the Red Team will interrogate him about us…” Chisato said.

“…Oh no…”
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HAYAMI
“WAAAAAAH! SOMEONE SAVE ME!” Hayami shouted.

“SPEAK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR OWN TEAM!” Fujimoto shouted at him.

“I KNOW NOTHING!” Hayami replied.

“LIES!” Tamafune shouted back.

“Maybe this will get you to talk…” Hiroaki said, grinning as he made shadows creep closer to Hayami. “Now, speak everything you know!” he said as the shadows held Hayami from any form of escape. Hayami gulped as he saw Haruya grinning in the background.

“This will be good…”
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That’s all X3 I might be continuing it, who knows o:

I edited a little since I forgot to put Asako in this. Dx

[spoilerCrackfic Directory:1q77ms2g]Capture the Flag! (This post.)
Hey Look! A Dot!
Lila"s Computer
The PMU Message Board; Part 1
The PMU Message Board; Part 2
The PMU Message Board; Part 3 Section 1
The Making of the Very First Porygons

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Good story, but minimize your c**p word please. I enjoy the girls fighting. “Moe. Moe.” If you know what I mean

I just realized there man, oh god why!?

xD

Moment of fail. It comes EVERYTIME.

Lol! This was hilariously ridiculous.
Though, I have to admit, the names were confusing me. xD

Back with another crackfic.

ASDF. I forgot the characters.

Talanau, F, Marill
Manami, F, Igglybuff
Mistrene, M, Chikorita
Hatori, F, Torchic
Matryoshka, F, Spinda
Sadako, M, Pachirisu
Fuusuke, you all know him. XD

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Hey Look! A Dot!

“Hey look guys! A dot!”

Talanau was standing on the computer desk, staring at a small circle in the center of the screen.

“Holy shrimp, a dot,” Manami said, her eyes widening.

“I wish I was that dot. It’s not being mistaken as a girl!” Mistrene declared.

“PRAISE THE DOT, PRAISE THE DOT,” Hatori said over and over, bowing down.

“THE DOT IS GOD.” Matryoshka proclaimed, and bowed down next to Manami.

Sadako, however, had his hands clasped together as if praying to Arceus. “LLAMAGOD SAVE US, THE DOT WILL KILL US ALL!” he shouted over and over.

Fuusuke walked over to the computer, his claw hovering over the Backspace button. “Look, I’m gonna squish the dot,” he said slowly, then quickly pressed backspace and the “*” button at the same time. “Dot squished.” he muttered and walked away.

Talanau shrugged. “Oh well.”

Manami hopped off the chair, “I’m gonna sleep on the piano again.”

Mistrene sighed. “Squished dot, I feel your pain.”

“NOOOOOOOOOO! MY BELOVED DOOOOOOT!” Hatori shouted, leaping towards the computer and hugging it.

“NOOOOOOOOOO! WHY, FUUSUKE, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?!” Matryoshka shouted as well, hugging the other side of the computer.

“LET ME PRAISE YOU FUUSUKE,” Sadako shouted and bowed down in front of him, “YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.”

And Fuusuke, due to the annoyedness of the three, typed the dot back. “There’s your dot,” he hissed, “now go to sleep.”

Silence flooded the room… Until that dreaded Marill’s voice echoed, “Hey look! A dot!”

This is going to be a long, long night.

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I’m feeling my humor skills are going down. XD

ASDF IT’S A DOT
.

OMG IT’S A DOT I KNOW

squishes dot

… :D shot

D:
BUTBUTBUT

flattens dot c’:

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Yaaaaay! Another crackfic! XD

This one’s based off my shimejis. I literally have an Inazuma shimeji pack, sooo

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Lila"s Computer

[b]You are now entering Lila’s computer…

Loading…

Loading…

Loading…[/b]

“Hey! Hey you!”

You look at the screen…
Where lots… AND LOTS… Of chibi Inazuma characters were standing… All staring at you…

“You! You don’t rook rike our owner!”

So you have no choice now but to either:
A) Calmly turn off the computer and silently leave
B) Stay there staring at the screen
C) Ask why the heck all those chibis are there

And since I, Lila, am the author of this story, I force you to choose option C. Because Lila-chan is evil like that.

“Why the heck are you guys there?” you ask.

“Rira-chan summoned us!” a brown-haired boy with an orange headband says, “She said we’re her ‘precious Inazuma chibis’, whatever that is.”

You feel the need to facepalm. As expected from me, the evil Inazuma fanatic-- I mean, the random Inazuma fan.

“Why do you refer to Lila as ‘Rira-chan’?” you ask again.

“We can’t pronounce the retter ‘L’!” another brown-haired boy, this time with messy hair, replies. “Besides, we’re Japanese!”

“How’d you speak English then?”

“Googre Transrator,” a boy with green hair says.

So now you have nothing to say. Oh wow. Here, have some choices.
A) What’re your names…?
B) …What’re you staring at?
C) What?

And so I force you to choose C. Ha, ha.

“What?” you ask.

“What?” all of them replies at the same time… which is kinda creepy.
Okay, cross out option C. Heh.

A) What’re your names…?
B) …What’re you staring at?
C) What?

Option B might do good.

“What’re you staring at?”

“You,” they reply again, at the same time.

…That didn’t go well. Okay, last option.

A) What’re your names…?
B) …What"re you staring at?
C) What?

“What’re your names?”

The first boy with brown hair stood up, “Oh, I’m Endou, and that’s Kazemaru, Handa, Hiroto, Midorikawa, Aphrodi, Suzuno, Nagumo…”

1 hour later

“…and rast but not reast, Arpha!”

You feel like your brain exploded. “How am I going to remember all those names?!”

“Oh. You want me to terr you again? I’m Endou, and that’s Kazema–”

“Okay, okay, I know your names already…”

…Well, you run out of things to say again. Haha. What now?

A) So… Where’s Lila?
B) Do you do anything else OTHER than sitting there staring at me?
C) So I heard from Lila you do these things called “Hissatsu techniques”…

And because Lila says so, you choose option C.

“Why yes, yes we do!” a boy with red hair replies, standing up. “Okayy… Show me,” you say.

1 minute later

There were holes in the computer wallpaper. Yeah, blame the Hissatsu.

Okayyyy… So let’s do option B.

A) So… Where’s Lila?
B) Do you do anything else OTHER than sitting there staring at me?
C) So I heard from Lila you do these things called “Hissatsu techniques”…

“Yeah,” a boy with wavy short brown hair says. “Come on, guys.”

And soon, EVERY ONE OF THE INAZUMA CHARACTERS begins climbing the edges of the computer screen.

And you think it’s kinda creepy.

And while they’re all in the top of the computer screen, hanging upside down while still crawling, you do option A.

A) So… Where’s Lila?
B) Do you do anything else OTHER than sitting there staring at me?
C) So I heard from Lila you do these things called “Hissatsu techniques”…

And just when you say the question, you hear the calling of your name behind you.

You look, and there you see the Flaaffy holding her signature Scyther Fang.

Oh, don’t forget the half-Yandere look on her face and the sakka ball beside her.

“Since when did you open this?” she asks.

“Siiince… 1 hour and 30 minutes ago?” you reply sheepishly.

"…Do you WANT me to kick a sakka ball at your face?"Â

“Uhh… No?”

“…Let’s say I’m deaf and that I didn’t hear anything,” she mutters, then kicks the sakka ball at your face.

Then she turns to the computer. “Did [she/he] do anything to youuuu?” she asks the chibis.

“Nothing, we just talked,” Endou replies. “GOOD.”

And Lila spent the rest of the day hugging the computer screen.

As expected from Inazuma fanatic Lila.

Why are you still reading this? It’s the end.

…Seriously. Stop reading.

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My humor skills. Are fading.

/sits in corner/

LOOOL. Love em’~
“…Do you WANT me to kick a sakka ball at your face?” XDXDXDXD
Keep that stuff up!~ Ooh look…:>:D:

Lolthanks x3

OSHVIDHBIEBISNCIS FUUSUKE
steals Fuusuke from Awesome HISSSSS MY FUUSUKE–

…why is fufy jumping
fufy’s fuusuke’s nickname btw
seriously ohmygod why is fufy jumping is he dancing or something
wow that rhymed
i’m stupid

Laughed so hard I couldn’t stop coughing for at least a minute. THIS WAS SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU LILA <3 :heart:

P.S. Can you do a crackfic that includes Red x Celeste? brick’d

Hahahalol thanks

oh you want a crackpairingfic lemme see if i can do it lol

glad to see my humor skills aren’t decreasing

might make a crackfic about RICH GOREBYSS soon

oh and a crackfic that needs ocs

wow this text is small

wowowow

i should stop talking

ERMEHGERD A DOT (from the second one). ASDF LOOK ANOTHER ONE. AND ANOTHER. Will it ever endthere is so many dots… , RANDOM COMMA

Lol, read this to my mom and she laughed real hard. You’re good, Lila.

ASDF LOOK IT’S ANOTHER DOT >:O

.

IMMA SQUISH IT

/shot/

New crackfic guys! This one will be split into parts! :'D

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PMU was pretty normal… Until a message board was put up in the housing center. And now insanity shall ensue…


A pink fish inside a floating bubble hovered by, then noticed the message board. “Ooooohh!” it said, “This’ll be useful!”


Woot! First message!

  • Pyayaya

We don’t care.
a. Seriously, who cares about posting the first message anyways?

  • Fuusuke

To Fuusuke and Shrike: You guys suck, I am awesome.

  • Silver

Meet me by the window, Silver.

  • Shrike

Throwing others out the window is forbidden.
a. Shrike

  • Lila

I have no idea why everyone is afraid of me just because I have a liking for explosives… You can be perfectly stable mentally and still make things that can blow up half the moon for fun.

  • Yril

I completely agree with the above comment. Also, why can’t I eat microchips without getting weird looks? ;m;

  • Echo

…Brown-and-cream worm thingies and pink psychic cats are now not allowed in my room.
a. Yril
b. Echo
c. Seriously… you guys are creepy.

  • Atsuya

What is this strange wizard machine?

  • Sryliobnis

SQUARETRIANGLECIRCLE?

  • Allie Brosh’s Simple Dog

…What?

  • Haruya

Someone give me a bag of potato chips before I… um… manipulate the wind to blow your hat away?

  • Ori

Microchips are better than regular old potato chips :P

  • Echo

Nah, good old fashioned cola is.

  • Lila

Echo, kindly shut up.

  • Silver, Shrike, and Ori

FUUSUKE SUCKS. That is all.

  • Haruya


a. Go die Haruya.

  • Fuusuke

I advise that you ignore Echo; she has lost any sanity she once had.

  • Wildfire

Ah, yet another bit of fanfiction that I may mess with.

  • Robin Goodfellow

…What the?

  • Atsuya

Oh great, not the Rotom… like we didn’t have someone to break the fourth wall.
a. Shrike

  • Silver

Did you ever save the world from most certain doom? Well, I did, so please stand aside.

  • Robin Goodfellow

…I did…
a. retreats back to the shadows

  • Wraith

Oh look; the heroic Rotoms. They think they’re so great, those ‘legendaries.’ Hmph.

  • Silver

slaps Silver

  • A passing Rotom

This is input from me, so it is automatically meaningful, because everyone knows I am more epic than Chuck Norris.

  • Hulkfisheh

Do not understand how works! What is this? D:

  • Iskasasya

Summary of topic: MICROCHIPS ARE AWESOME!

  • Echo

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That’s all. Part 2 coming soon XD

Credit to Xenith and Lara for submitting most of some of the messages XD

P.S. If you have any ideas for messages… PM me, or PM them to me in-game. If I am online. :'D Because this is an OC submission crackfic.

Yay, part 2~

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A figure appeared out of nowhere, then looked at the message board. “Oh well, time to write something!”


I finally broke free from my box! Now I can get h–

  • LuigiDude

…Falcon Pawnch?

  • Hiromishi

What the heck is happening here?

  • Atsuya

-Cheerful messages!-

I AM A GOD.

  • Afuro Terumi

Come on Lila, we know that’s you.
a. Who else would impersonate Afuro, whoever he is?

  • Fuusuke

Oh great, not this whole thing again… Just when I thought it was over…

  • Silver

-Cheerful messages!-

It’s never over, FUUSUKE.

  • REAL Afuro Terumi

Deal with it, we’re awesome and random. c:

  • Shrike

HARUYAAAAA! DID YOU PUT THAT FIREPLACE IN MY ROOM?!
a. IF YOU DID, I’M GONNA KILL YOU!

  • Fuusuke

ushishishi

  • Haruya

Why am I here, and why am I not talking in archaic english?

  • Frog

AMG IT’S AN AMPHIBIAN! :D

  • Echo

…Why is there a person named Fuusuke here? I thought it’s my name!

  • Suzuno

KLJRGIRHR SUZUNO-- uhh, I mean…

  • REAL Afuro Terumi

AHA! IT IS YOU, LILA!

  • Fuusuke

I have lost my ability to even.

  • Oronsino

Hey, what if I composed some music here?

  • NemesisTheory

ASDFGHJKL;NEMEIAMSPAZZINGNAO
a. QWERTYUIOP
b. ZXCVBNM<>?

  • Lara

…What the heck is happening here…?

  • Suzuno

I dislike the almighty Alchemaster >:

  • Echo

Yeah, no one’s even read that book. Stop referencing it, Echo.

  • Wildfire

DICTIONARIEZ!! :D!!

  • Echo

…Two exclamation points now? Oh dear, Arceus save us all.

  • Wolf

  • Luciana

  • pichu01

ALOT OF HUGS IS COMING GUYS! RUUN! RRRRUUUUUNNN!

  • Atsuya

RRRRUUUUUNNN!

  • REAL Afuro Terumi

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

  • Shirou

RUN FOR SAKKA!

  • ednuo momaur

A lot of hugs? What about alot of alot of hugs? :3 /shot

  • Xenith

Why are we writing instead of running?

  • Suzuno

Because I like lots of hugs D:

  • Echo

shudder hides behind Suzuno
a. NO I AM NOT LILA.

  • REAL Afuro Terumi

…That’s not what Alot of Hugs is, Echo… D:

  • Shrike

Hey guys! Look what I found!

Bascillus Lilaic Lilaius
(Common name) Lila

Symptoms: Severe hyperness, frequently saying “pyayaya”, fangirling over Inazuma, sudden need to hug Suzuno/Shindou, Flaaffy (maybe)

Notes: NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE.

Known victims of the disease: None… yet.

Prevention: STAY AWAY from overleveled Flaaffy.

It’s cool, isn’t it?
a. Heheheh!

  • Haruya

I’m a… I’m a B-BACTERIA?!

  • Lila

Technically speaking, Bascillus Lilaic Lilaius is an archaebacteria belonging to the Monera Kingdom.
a. And yeah, it IS a bacteria.
b. How do I know this stuff?

  • Pyayaya

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • lILA

…What happened to her?

  • Fuusuke

Dunno.

  • Suzuno

  • Someone

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Credit again to Xen and Lara for submitting messagez XD

Sorry for the quadruple post, guys. But I felt the need to make a crackfic about my Porygon XD and abra"s porygon shot Whoever finds the reference in here gets a cookie! :'D PMU Message Board Part 3 will come soon enough~

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“Is it done yet?” “Shhh, be quiet! I can’t finish this if you keep being noisy!”

A moment later, some kind of blocky duck floated in mid-air, then suddenly said, “I AM A BANANA WITH CHICKEN AND RICE.”

“What the?” “I must’ve did something wrong with what it’ll say…”

Meanwhile, in the other room, another blocky duck floated above a pedestal. “YOU ARE A CLOOOOWWWNNN IN MY PANTS,” it said.

“Wait, what?! Something went wrong with its speech!”

The two Porygons were put in one room, where two other Porygons - which DIDN’T have troubles with speech, thankfully - was floating.

The first Porygon made a weird duck noise, then said, “HELLO! I AM A BANANA WITH CHICKEN AND RICE.”

The first no-trouble-with-speech Porygon asked, “WHAT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.”

The 2nd trouble-with-speech Porygon replied, “YOU ARE A CLOOOOWWWWNNNNN IN MY PANTS.”

The 2nd no-trouble with speech Porygon said, “HEY! THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO SOMEONE. WHAT WILL MASTER SAY?”

Both of the trouble-with-speech Porygons replied at the same time:

“. . . IDK HEEHEE~”

The makers of the 2 Porygons never bothered fixing them… ever…

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Short, but who cares. XD

Some kind of sea Pokemon crawled to the board, holding a pencil. “Writing time.”


Me and Hulkfisheh can divide by zero, can you?

  • Xenith

…I CAN–
a. --t.
b. HEEHEE

  • Lila

I most certainly can c:

  • Echo

Yeah, dream on.

  • Silver

IT’S FUUSUKE!

  • Lila

Anyone have a Metagross I can possess? I used to have one, and it’s no fun to not have one, I’ve found.

  • Robin Goodfellow

Hitori Kakurenbo? :D?

  • …someone…

NO.
a. NO
b. NO
c. NO

  • Lila

I might have a couple of parts to make something along those lines, let me check Sir Goodfellow.

  • Yril

KAMIIIIIIIIII NO TAKUTOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Shindou

KLFJKDSHFDSHFISHFDHGH SHINDOU

  • Lila

A-SPLOSIONFURRET

  • Echo

Ugh, it’s the overly erratic cat. No, I don’t have anymore microchips for you.

  • Yril

Oh dear, this again… also, somehow, I become legend when wear hat. This works how? :<

  • Iskasasya

Butbutbut… They’re microchips D:

  • Echo

PMU’s official motto is ‘How do I logic?’, and so, there is no answer to that, Iskasasya.

  • Xenith

I will keep in mind. But still confusing… teach PMU how to logic someone :<

  • Iskasasya

facepaw @ Everyone

  • Yril

If only we could teach PMU to logic; if only. But alas, logic does not exist in such a place.

  • Wolf

WOLF TALKS LIKE THE AMPHIBIAN :D

  • Echo

Eh? Who doth call my namet-- Oh. It be the cat. RUNS

  • Frog

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Decided to cut it short for now. xD