Here, have a forum game.
Create a ludicrous rumour about the previous poster.
Preferably something that won’t cause offense, and is clearly a joke.
For Example:
Be creative, but again, steer away from insulting.
and for the record; Top Gear is my inspiration.
Some say your Quilava turned blue from eating too many blueberries.
Some say you’re actually made out of stars. ovo
Not only I am made out of stars. I am the fault in the stars.
Some say you eat Luxrays.
Some say you hunt down Luxrays. òmó
Either you"re referencing John Green or Julius Caesar?
Some say you are a human.
It was a bad John Green reference
Some say you’re a talking keyblade.
Some say you are sworn to destroy 
every single eevee in the planet
Some say you’re a great friend!~ :la:
some say you have a great flygon~ :D
Some say you have no pupils. ovo
Some say you sleep standing up.
Some say you sleep sitting down.
SOME SAY YOUR HAIR IS INSURED FOR $10,000
and you do car commercials… in Japan :’:
SOME SAY…YOU DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE AS A ZOMBIEEE
Some say your occupation is Agunimon, your location is Char, and your interest is Magic Wiz! D8
Some say you herd unicorns… in your pyjamas.
Some say you are a triple agent spy that knows Russian, has connections with almost all the important people in the world and still finds time to eat some cheese! 
:la: :la:
Legend states that before the dawn of man, Demetri stood on the edge of the universe, armed with a harpoon, hunting the rare space whale named Aregusrg.
Some say you wear sunglasses.