‘Twas the night before HC, the players lay
presents around the Christmas Tree, waiting for the day.
The players gathered round, all assembled by Andy
In hopes that Christmas doesn’t end up like Halloween
While pmu players worry that Jojo can mess things up
The sigh with relievement, he’s banned for 6 months!
The excitement, the thrill, when HC is released
Delibird used Present! Oh no! Fainted Screen
As players skim through the dungeon really fast
Someone accidentally spoiled new Pokemon on global chat
As the sparkle token gets added to shop that day
Someone shouts: Outrageous! I’m not farming 10k!
As tons of hours are wasted this Christmas HC
Players give thanks because they are pleased
