The First of The Beginnings
Oh! Hi there! Didn’t see me there, huh? Hehe… The name’s Effusus, and you’re all probably wondering my long story right? Long story, true, but I promise you, it’s something you will be amazed at. Could you stay here for a few weeks or months, EVEN YEARS! Just to hear my story? Please? Oh thanks! Okay, where do I start…
Inside the craggy paths of Tanren Taiga; where it was always cold, no matter what you say, I was given birth by my mom, oh! That’s Tei, the Ninjask, my mom! Ah, that put your hands close to her, a bit of blood makes me insane. That Shuckle over there who’s camera shy, that’s my dad, Wolhart! Sorry, he really is just camera-shy, but I tell you, he gives a Chuckle once in a time (Pun intended)
Now that you get my parents, I guess I better tell you the rest of the story. Sooooo… It started in Tanren Taiga, a place always full of snow and what not, but that’s not the point, ever since I was a child, I was being trained to the point of mastering partial (and unluckily, fake) ninjutsu.
“Come on son, give a big slash” Dad said as I prepared a large claw that glistened with a grey fervor
I gave out my battle cry as I attacked his shell, but I accidentally broke a nail “Sorry, son! Your old Pop has a shell made out of diamonds!” He said as he tapped his iridescent shell. I waved my hand as Mother said:
“Dinner’s ready!”
Dad and I rushed to the dinner table full of Poffins, Lum Berries, Starf Berries, and my favorite! Kasib Berries. As I was about to grab for the food, my mother with her lightning-quick speed whacked my hand away.
“Uh, uh, uh! Not until we pray!”
As we made the Sign of the Arc* we made our prayer, then we ate. As I continued to eat, Mother seemed to slow down in eating, that was strange, she was always in a rush. Then she whispered something:
“Effu?”
She asked as I looked to her face, a lot of fruit crumbs still on my face she looked at Dad who was in confusion, wait, if dad didn’t know, that means-- MOM IS ANGRY AT ME! But instead, a different reply:
“You’ve always wanted to be a Explorer, right? Look under your table.”
She said as I saw a gift with a Gracidea on top and in joy grabbed it, and accidentally hit my head on the table
“A Sky gift!”
I exclaimed in joy and quickly opened it, a blue scarf was inside, silk, it was woven by expert Leavanny but then Dad faced mom and screamed:
“But that’s my scarf!”
“Well it’s time he grows up.”
As Dad was trying to play-attack Mom, I was so happy, me? An explorer, I never thought this dream would come true, and they’re love quarrel wasn’t very clear to me, I was just to busy looking at the delicate scarf…
I can’t wait to become an EXPLORER!
Meet me next time on:
A Friend"s Baton
*: The sign of the Arc is the Pokemon world version of the Sign of The cross for the Christian Religion, this is not to be sent as being anti-christian.