This one time in PMU...

to use revives

So Rayquaza came down from Sky fortress-

Three words only, yo!

to say that

“You’re cool, dude.”

he then unleashed

a Hyper Beam

it did one

Percent of my

hp. Then he

slapped me so

I could run

Faster than sonic

(off topic but why is google bot “Viewing this page”)

Then I yelled,

“Gotta go fast!”

then i hurled

Into the lobby

with other Pokémon

using Teeter Dance,

…they got confused.

and hit myself