You find yourself here. It’s a strange feeling among other things. Who were you again? What time is it? Why are things weirdly narratively cryptic like a bad inside joke? You have a name don’t you?
you really aren’t sure what to input for that, if we’re being honest here. It’s too dark in here right now to even really get an idea of what we’re working with.
Turn on the LIGHT THEME*
That’s absurd. Not even for the sake of narrative clarity would you turn on the light theme. I mean, we have standards here. Sure, only a handful would have any idea what was going on here to begin with, and shedding some light on the whole situation probably would be useful. I mean, you could argue it’s almost against whatever rules bounds this narrative to not like, explain what this is right?
Well hasn’t it been awhile friends! I don’t know if you remember me but I’m [ERROR]
Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen. Maybe you can try again?
I want to welcome all of you to a new chapter of a story told long ago. As a forward, I wanted to say a little bit about why this story means a lot to some of [ERROR]
You aren’t surprised that this is happening. You stare at the console. The faint line blinks in front of you.
It isn’t your birthday.
You don’t find yourself at the crossroads.
You aren’t wearing any god-tier pajamas.
You’re not in WAAS
You’re not in Kintargo
You’re not in Eorzea
You’re not in the Milk bar.
I guess you’re just STUCK.
I want to welcome you all to [STUCK]