Fellas, If ya girl:
- Got a cute smile
- A snack
…then that’s not ya girl that’s
Does this look like the face of mercy? Probably. Vanilluxe gets teased more than you did In middle school and yet It’s still happier than me on a daily basis. That’s some confidence, dog.
“バイバニラの表情ほぉんとかわいい” ( “Vanilluxe’s facial expression is really cute” )
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Look at It!
I’m not even kidding with you right now bro; Opera actually crashed when I tried to put this Image:
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( "Vanilluxe is always smiling and cute ~~ 
" ) Baibanira-chan? See, Japan knows what’s up.
( “The moment I entered the camp, I was super healed by the big smile of Vanilluxe” )
The head on the left probably keeps Its eyes closed because If Vanilluxe used all Its strength 24/7, the Pokemon world would literally just blow up. Voltorb and Electrode ain’t got nothing.
Look at these yummy balanced stats, with a side of 110 Special Attack that would be higher, but Vanilluxe Is straight up sparing all of us our lives because trust me, you don’t want to make It mad:
Bigger mistake than when you accidentally killed a shiny In a dungeon. There’s an anime episode where a Vanillish and a Vanilluxe freeze an entire freaking city because they were upset they couldn’t find their Vanillite. If you think I’m joking around here you better think twice, buddy. I’m pretty sure Oshawott fell In love with Georgia’s Vanilluxe In that one Best Wishes episode. Truly a mon of culture.
But that Black and White sprite? Wave to the fans. Show them what It’s like when you spam Blizzard and get that freeze hax. Snow Warning Is just the tip of the Iceberg. It’s just that: a warning. You better run.
Vanilluxe Is so cool I will kill you guys for It. If Its adorable face wasn’t enough It also has a smile on Its back.
They call Togetic the happiness Pokemon—well I have bad news for you. Vanilluxe takes “smiles go for miles” literally. Wigglytuff’s Guild Is probably crying since they’re In a Gen 4 game where Vanilluxe was too awesome to bother existing for you peasants yet. Its leveling rate Is slow because you’re tripping If you think a deity will lie Into your hands just like that. But Vanilluxe has the decency to literally show up In grass In BW2 because It wants to be your friend anyway.
Have you seen Its Chinese name?
Shuāngbèiduōduōbīng. That name Is probably bigger than my will to live.
『【色違い】群れバトル進化★バイバニラ』
I’m melting </3 This Is shiny; did you know Vanilluxe’s shiny Is purple? DID YOU KNOW THAT? Purple Is by far the most superior color fyi.
Did you know In PMU Vanillish gets a family Item that boosts Its movement speed In hail? Do you know what this means? Vanilluxe can get 4x speed. You don’t even need the family Item or a crystal, Vanillite can get Autotomize through egg moves. Ice cream go brr. Floating Running In the 90s? Vanilluxe has been running since the BCs.
Also, on GPX+, Vanilluxe’s line has three novelties. Vanilluxe Itself has two unique novelty evolutions called Melonait and Vanillishake:
GPX staff held a contest where you could design a novelty for a Pokemon. Because they are what’s known as chads, they picked Vanilluxe as one of the Pokemon. I like both novelties but am more of a Melonait person. To be honest, I thought Melonait was a little odd and overdesigned, but It grew on me a lot. The straw being replaced with a spoon Is rather creative, It has a cute little bow, and the wink. THE WINK. I have a shiny Melonait because a shiny Vanillite I hatched was the wrong gender, so I made It one of the novelties Instead.
I love everything about her. Aside from that, Vanillite also has a novelty form where the snow Is melted off.
Anyway, Vanilluxe Is just so adorbs!! Don’t doubt me.
