Waiter : Sorry, the chef Meggie apparently can read things out of books. Cough Inkheart Refrence.
Waiter, there is a portal gun in my soup . . .
Yes you have a special invite into the kitchen
Waiter, there is a chimchar in my soup!!!
Sorry, the chef didn’t have time to heat it.
Waiter, there is a something in my soup. 3:
you’re supposed to eat it
Waiter, there is a dog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Grover! Bad boy! It’s not your bath! Sorry, that’s my dog.
Ren: Waiter, there is a Furret named Coffee in my soup.
Waiter: Oh she adds the extra flavor to the soup. Don’t mind her.
Waiter, there’s a Luxray named Ren in my soup D:
Ohh don’t mind her, she doesn’t bite.
Waiter, there’s a Furret in my soup!
Waiter: It’s an extra present that you can have. I suggest you use it as a scarf.
Waiter, there is a Jolteon named Sparky in my soup.
Waiter: You can take her home. She create a lot of electricity :D
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup D:<
Waiter: It’s extra protein.
Waiter, there is a hair in mai soup.
Waiter: The chef shaved his hair and it landed on the soup bowl.
Waiter, the chef is in my soup.
Waiter: It’s Chef soup. Don’t worry, we hired a new one and we needed to toss this one out.
Waiter, my hand seems to be in the soup.
Waiter:…well…get it out of the soup?
Me:Waiter! there is a luxray in my soup!
Waiter: It adds to the flavor.
Waiter, why is the soup bowl so big? And there seems to be another chef in the soup.
Waiter: Takes off clothes and only has swimming trunks on. Come on! It’s a hot tub! 8D
Waiter, there is a Growlithe in my soup.
Waiter: Oh sorry, a growlithe accidentally went into our soup! Did you know that growlithes light our stoves?
Waiter, theres fly in my soup D8
Waiter: How many times to I have to say this . . . It’s extra protein! It’s good for you! EAT IT.
Waiter, there is extra protein in my soup. (Coughcoughcough.)
Random growlithe:We light it by farts. ^_^
Waiter:EAT IT MORTAL. YOUR SKIN AND BONES.
me:waiter. theres a growlithe in my soup. can i pet it? :3
Waiter: You know what? Just take it home, will ya? Customers are leaving because that Growlithe said . . . That.
Waiter, there is a fluffy, life sized, and adorable stuffed animal dog in my soup. <3 (Huggles dog IRL.)
you are our millionth customer!!!
Waiter! There is an eyeball in my soup!!!
(ewwww)