Waiter: you forgot to fix your glass eye, didn’t you?
Waiter, theres a portal gun in my soup!
(get the joke get the joke GET THE JOKE)
Waiter: Oh…so that’s what happened to Santa’s Portal Gun…
Osirius Hunter: Gurgle, gurgle, GAR!! (Waiter, there’s diet blood in my soup!!)
Sorry, we couldn’t risk HIV D:
Waiter there’s a piece of fabric in my soup
Water: Noms on Fabric. Extra fiber. Yum yum yum. Yey.
Waiter, there is a San to the Nom in my soup.
Waiter:… Just deal with it for once…
Waiter there is a Dandy in my soup!
Waiter: did you dandEH, or dandY?
waiter, there’s a turret in my soup!
Did you mean turtle?
Waiter, there is a Patroopa in my soup!
Waiter: Mario must’ve forgotten to kill that one.
Waiter. there is a Raichu in my soup D;
Waiter:Eat it. lots of protein!
waiter. there ish a dandy in my soup.
Waiter: Hmm yes, that’s our Special, Frozen Hedgehog Soup!
Lman: WAITER! there’s nothing in my Soup
Waiter: Yeah. Because the soup ate itself. Soup inception!
Waiter, there are a load of signature requests in my soup. :I
Do something about it
Waiter, My soup is in a turtle shell!!!
They make nice bowls, yes?
Waiter, there’s a Missingno. in my soup!
“I know.”
“Waiter! There’s an unidentified object in my soup!”
ahem yeah. that’s the new special.
Waiter, theres a explosion in my soup
Waiter : “Happy Birthday~ Happy Birthday~ Happy Birthday~ To youuuu~~~” Hit by pan.
Waiter, there is boredom in my soup.
Waiter gets bored~
Waiter there’s a Mudkip in my soup!!! (pets)
Waiter: Ohyes. During their invasion, they tend to get into everything
Waiter, there’s homework in my soup!
Waiter: Oh. Chef forgot to answer it.
Waiter. There’s Ginji and Mudkip in my soup. Hi Ginji, hi Mudkip! <3
Waiter: Oh sorry we forgot to take these modles out!
Waiter, there’s a pokemon egg in my soup D=