Waiter, there is a ___ in my soup!

yeah. the egg needs to be warm, RITE!?
(the waiters the one on the right, couldn’t ya tell?)

Waiter, there’s a goldfish in my soup!
… dying.

Waiter: Didn’t you order a live fish dying in soup? ;o

Waiter, theres a Magikarp in my soup

Waiter: Dear sir/madam, I’m sure I didn’t forget to mention to you that we serve our seafood stews… a bit undercooked. I do hope this isn’t an inconvenience.

Wolfy: Waiter, waiter!! There’s a piece of candy in my soup! … you did this on purpose, didn’t you?! D:

Yes, master cheezburger… I… I’m sorry. i’ll replace it with a Cheezeburger that gives you mind control powerz right away.

Waiter, theres a Burger in my soup!
… no, don’t do anything about it. i prefer it this way.

Waiter: Well… Eat it.

Waiter, there is no table. >:

is it in your soup?

Waiter, theres a AWESOME in my soup!

It’s our newest soup

Waiter, there is a Torterra in my soup!

Waiter: Liar. It’s an action figure.

“Waiter! There’s Coffee in my soup!”

Waiter: Then it must have it’s originality confused.

Me: Waiter! There’s an elixir in my soup!

Waiter: Then drink it.

"Waiter! THERE IS INCORRECT GRAMMAR IN MY SOUP! induced seizure

Waiter: I’m sorry, Cynder. We try to make sure our grammar is of utmost importance.

Waiter, there is a auto psychiatrist in my soup.

Waiter: How–?

Waiter, there are Charshorts in my soup.

Waiter: Can you go hang those up? They’re my Charshorts. Claims Charshorts.

Waiter, there is a PhantomThiefScarf in my soup.

waiter: I’ll be taking that…

Waiter! There is a pair of lulipants in my soup!!!

Waiter: Don’t worry you can eat them.

Waiter! There is a Pichu in my soup! HELLP

Waiter: Don’t worry you can eat them.

Waiter! There is a Pichu in my soup! HELLP

NO! you double posted!!!

Waiter, there is a double post in my soup!!!

Waiter: Quit yer whining!

Manager: Francis, you’re fired.

“Waiter! There’s a Left 4 Dead reference in the soup and post!”

Waiter: Don’t eat that, you will turn into a zombie

Waiter, there is a bidoof in my soup!! eww…

Waiter: Oh, so THAT’S where the chef’s Bidoof is. Don’t worry.

Waiter, there’s Neverland in my soup AGAIN.