Title says it all. XD
Example:
P1: What’s the strongest Pokemon?
P2: MAGIKARP. What does a “dragon-type” mean?
P3: It means that you have to type dragon. TYPE IT NOW. Who’s Arceus?
And so on. I go first. <:
What’s a Jynx…?
An offensive ice-psychic type Pokemon. /shotdead
What’s a Pokemon? :dummy:
A monster that likes to poke you.
What are those things in the banner up there?
They’re dogs.
How does Wailord fit into a tiny Pokeball?
Blackholes.
Why is bidoof named bidoof?
It was the first Pokemon, so it was allowed to choose its own name.
Why does nobody have a Chikorita?
Because it’s to leafy. :l
Why is the universe named after a University?
Because Arceus was a scholar and a hard-core frat boy.
Which came first the Blaziken or the egg?
The Torchic, NOT a Blaziken or an Egg.
How many minutes does it take for a Slakoth to peel a Banana that is 10 Inches long if Slakoth moves at a rate of .3525 Centimeters per 2.4 second?(Note: I will be very proud of you if you are able to solve this WITHOUT a calculator)
Uhh… PURPLE!
Why’s a Tepig called a Tepig?
Because it’s made out of bacon (Completely random answer)
What is a fire-type pokemon?
A Pokemon that got fired from its job.
What’s a legendary Pokemon? :dummy:
A pokeman dat iz duh rarez and haz duh high statz. DUH
Why iz Ash soz dumb? (Anime)
Because he was based on your spelling.
Why are most grass pokemon green?
Because they are sick
Why is spheal cute?
because it’s shape is a circle
Bidoof is what based on a real animal?
Earth.
What are the 17 types again? I forgot…
Because marsh-mellow and Chuck Norris were both rejected as possible types…
What is underneath digglet?
even more diglet
why are pikachus yellow?
because they r green…
y r tranittars ovahused?