Completely Ridiculous Answers to Pokemon Questions

because they overhauled themselves into the soil (Lolwut?)

Why is Torchic’s a fire type?

Because it probably wouldn’t be a bug type

Why isn’t light a pokemon type

because people won’t care about tm flash

why Bulbasaur is the start of a national dex entry?

Because palkia is’t gonna be at the start

how are pokeballs made

You rub the eyes off of a Voltorb and disarm it, so it won’t explode.

Why isn’t Deoxys in all the Pokemon movies? :dummy:

Because the younger ones think it’s scary.

Why are there too many regions in Pokemon?

Because we needed Luxray.

and because you didn’t ask a question c:

Why does Pikachu is colored yellow?

because pikachu is yellow D:

why is pikachu so kawaii?

because it’s a mouse

what is Gastrodon?

GASTRIC ACID.

What’s a Dialga?

Cubone’s mother.
What is inside Delibird’s sack?

The entire world that pokemon mystery dungeon takes place in! (Yall’s minds just done 'esploaded from the awesomeness of it all!)

What happens if I hug a MissingNo?

You will turn into a Missingo.

What will happend to ash if he grows up? :o

A black hole will apear, enveloping the entire universe.

What is Bidoofs main uses?

Bidoof could be used as a mop or as a garden cushion

Can i catch professor oak in a jesus ball?

no u catch him with a magikarp ball D:<

whats splash

In which GROUDON jumps into the ocean, causing tsunamis that will appear throughout the world.

Why are there grass-types?

Because they’re bosses.
What magic tricks can Magikarp do?

Magically Spash. LOOK! it’s doing it NOW!
Up Down Up Down…so magical…

Q: Why are tpigs called tepigs?
A: They’re PIGS who love Tea Parties.

Question for Next poster:
Why cant Gallade learn Psy Strike? :C