Completely Ridiculous Answers to Pokemon Questions

Because he’s not a special attacker.

Why is Deoxys underrated?

Because Deoxys never regained his popularity after the horrible failure of his broadway career…

What happens if a ditto transforms into a ditto?

Your Self Destruct Button gets pushed.
Why is Snivy so overrated? >:U

Because Serperior is a grass-type Milotic.

Why doesn’t everyone think Deoxys is awesome?

Because I’m too busy fangirling over Suzuno.

Why is Magikarp so underrated?

because people only see the outside, not that it turns into a freaking dragon!

is vulpix related to the nintaled fox? o.o

No, its related to the ninetaled fish that lives in Fishland in the Fishplanet.

Why does magikarp have a Mustache? D:

Because it would look strange with a beard

where do berries come from?

They come from the sky! :dummy:

Why can’t Deoxys learn Aurora Beam?

Because apparently Deoxys is not a creature of the solid form of water…

What does Hyper Beam do?

It makes you want to vommit! :D

Why is a male ralts called a boy wearing a skirt? :joy:

Because it’s a trap, my friend. A trap.
[spoilerA trap, my friend.:2xpum5xx]
A trap.

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Why are there so many Pokemon games?

cuz ash is forever young!

whats a tortugia?

A Pokemon

What’s a PMU?

pokemon FBI

whats a Char and duask mixed together?

A fat dragon

What’s a life?

steps on a Durant I INVENTED LIFE – that’s a life.

What’s a Ho-oh?

a sound of a bird that shine to death XD

what is a white hole?

A white circle.

When charmander’s fire stop, it would die. But why can’t just a pokemon use a water type attack to wash it off?
Especially when it’s in battles :c Why doesn’t the fire disappear when the fire gets hit by a water move? D:

It’s Sunglasses NINTENDO LOGIC

Why is Lunatone in spacez?