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How do i buy a switch for scarlet/violet without going broke :>

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Steal one!

Why does Vikavolt have only 43 base speed? It flies so fast in SwSh!

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They must’ve accidentally swapped Vikavolt’s and Purugly’s speeds. Understandable mistake.

What is the best dungeon for training Pokémon that are level 80+?

I’d recommend training at Ashen Graveyard regardless of what level you’re using!

How do I beat Pebble Cave?

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Train your mons in other dungeons like Skylift until you’re at least level 80. Then you may have a shot.

Speaking of Skylift… how am I supposed to find it?

Just fly there with your wings.

How do I stop my dad from using my bathroom all the time?

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make it stinky :>

how do i go outside for once :>

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you use electronic devices / netflix.

how can i find my shiny bounties?

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I’ve heard shiny odds are drastically reduced if your party isn’t full. There’s also a quirk within the game that prevents shinies from spawning if you have a Pokémon Gift or Golden Mask in your inventory.

What is the best method for farming Poké?

Sell grimy food!

How do I speedrun dungeons better?

a 100 pure seeds

how do i give someone bad advice?

you give them no advice.

how do i fight bidoof?

Become a Bidoof.

Why doesn’t Wyrdeer prevent fall damage?

it ran out of anvils

how to assassinate the planet mercury?

You can eliminate every life form on mercury by playing some REALLY loud music.

How do I get a better job?

identity theft

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

probably 2 branches

How do i come up with a question to be given bad advice on?

hit yourself in the head with a rock repeatedly

how do you peal a beef?

Use a katana on it.

Any tips on how to sing like my villagers in Animal Crossing?

step on a lego and yell out in pain :(

How do i sleep :(