Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

Granted, but then they take over the world!

I wish for world peace

Granted, but then the alien easily take the world because we have no weapons.

I wish i was taller…

Granted! But you grew so tall that you couldn’t breath because yout head was in space.

I wish that Aliens were our friends.

Granted, but they become too friendly and smother us to death :mrgreen:

I wish Pokemon were real (stupid, they are real O.o )

Granted, but we never find them.

I wish that Strawberry Milk was more common than Regular Milk.

Granted, but you’re allergic to anything strawberry related. ^_^

I wish we all turned into our favorite pokemon and retained the ability to speak our normal languages.

Wish granted, but Nintendo sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to anything.

Granted, but now your afflicted with Antialegaphobia, so you fear everything your not allergic to. They made a new phobia for your condition, so thats good :D

I wish I had $1,000,000,000 (1 Billion Dollars)

Granted, but then some1 steals all ur money.

I wish i was the Google president(O,o!!! LOL[idk what 2 wish so…])

Granted, but Google goes bankrupt (omg WHAT!)

I wish I wasn’t sick anymore.

Grated, but everyone you touch becomes sick.

I wish there was a zombie invasion and I was a survivor!

Granted, but your the only survivor and there is no mroe food.

I wish I didn’t have to clean my room

Granted! But your room becomes so dirty you can’t even walk in.

I wish I was the best video-game player in the world!

Granted, but then all the video-games dissapear from this world(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

I wish people could talk with animals.

Granted! But we can’t understand them and they can’t understand us.

I wish that I was accepted to any colledge I want with a full scholarship.

Granted, but you drop out one week into college…

I wish I could get a new PC!

Granted, but it breaks down the minute you get it.

I wish I was popular.

Granted, but was for all the wrong reasons <_<

I wish Nomi would fail less.

Well thats kinda hard… but i’ll try anyway.

Granted, but Nomi quits online gaming altogether.

I wish this thread would become the first to post milestones! (first to 100, 150, 200 etc etc)

Granted, but it creates a time paradox because there are already threads with more than 100 posts.

I wish reality was all one, big videogame!