Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

silverthundr · February 19, 2009, 9:12pm

Granted, but you only get 1 life and get killed immediatly

I wish I PMU was never offline

Candroo · February 19, 2009, 10:30pm

Granted, but you are unable to access the server.

I wish I has the power to fly!

_VBA_ToonLink · February 20, 2009, 8:06am

Granted, but somebody shoots u because he thinks u were a bird.

I wish all the PMU community made a PNBS server and we all played in it.

Candroo · February 20, 2009, 5:25pm

Granted, but they all crash and everyone’s computer blows up shortly afterwards. (what? I had to :twisted: )

I wish I had the ability to control time.

Yangus · February 20, 2009, 10:46pm

Granted, but the battery died in your clock.

I wish Nomi would fail less.

Supersonic789 · February 20, 2009, 11:44pm

Granted! but the next time you woke up you forgot to comb your hair and you went to the bathroom and saw yourself and said,“Eww…why didn’t I comb my hair…Oh right I forgot…still that’s not a good enough reason…why am I just standing here and just go and brush my ha-” and you get hit by a 20 ton aircraft carrier carrier a huge load of flaming bunnies!!

I wish the flaming bunnies eat your face and you feel every once of pain for it >:D

Candroo · February 22, 2009, 2:05am

Granted, but the bunnies get you as well.

I wish I was the best at everything.

DarkMazer · February 22, 2009, 2:18pm

Granted, but now you’re also the best at bad things, like failing, losing, and giving up.

I wish I had a cool hoverbike.

G0rd0_s_twilght · February 22, 2009, 10:09pm

Granted, but it suddenly spontaneously combusted with you on it

I wish shoop-da-woop was real and said “IMA FIRIN MEH LAZER!!!” and blasted you with Meh lazer :lol:

Candroo · February 22, 2009, 10:26pm

Granted! but the laser was harmless.

I wish that my mom would stop yelling at me for no reason.

G0rd0_s_twilght · February 22, 2009, 10:52pm

granted, but now she’ll be yelling at you FOR a reason.

I wish I lived on the moon…

Supersonic789 · February 22, 2009, 10:56pm

Granted but you forgot your space suit and your eyes got sucked out and IT took an hour to find and by the time you found them aliens would be playing golf with them and you would have to challenge them a round in order to get em back. Coincidentally one of the pesky plumbers was Mario and owned your face at golf.

I wish this wish wouldn’t be corrupted

G0rd0_s_twilght · February 22, 2009, 11:02pm

(i already did that one but okay…)

granted but now everyone hates you for killing a good thread

I wish i ruled the world…

Maikeru800 · February 23, 2009, 12:26am

Granted, but now everyone will rebel against you.

I wish I had a Snickers Bar.

Candroo · February 23, 2009, 1:24am

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish that we lived in the world of Super Smash Bros!

Yangus · February 23, 2009, 4:05pm

Granted but we only have one life.

I wish Nomi would fail less.

G0rd0_s_twilght · February 23, 2009, 5:41pm

Granted, but now you fail more because Nomi fails less

I wish Candroo would would turn into a snorlax…

Candroo · February 23, 2009, 5:45pm

lol! Granted! but I squish you under my massive weight ^_^

I wish I could read other people’s minds at will.

G0rd0_s_twilght · February 23, 2009, 5:49pm

Granted, but you read something…icky…and fall over and die in an epileptic seizure :?

I wish i could eat Dialga… :lol:

Candroo · February 23, 2009, 5:51pm

Granted! but Dialga is so large you explode after you eat him :lol:

I wish I was a Sceptile.