granted, but it’s broken.
I wish for a cookie that only I can eat (and grows back)!
Granted with a magic cookie tree 8D but now you need to water it every single minute of every single day! >:D
I wish i could sleep…
Wish granted, but you got in coma.
I wish for a piece of paper.
granted but it was paper eating human o.O
i wish for a wii (how many times i wished for this xD)
GRanted, but it was broken.
I wish for a wish!
Granted. But you signed a contract and got turned into a magical girl.
I wish I wasn’t so distracted.
Granted, but a fly now annoys you
I wish for some cake =3
Granted, but it’s burnt to a crisp.
I wish I could cook cereal.
Granted, but the cereal disintigrated
I wish that Jirachi would stop granting wishes
Granted. Now Kyubee is granting them instead.
I wish awesomeness was everywhere.
Wish granted. Awesomeness the lawyer just sued you so now you’re broke with no life.
I wish I had a candle.
granted, but it sucked out your soul -duuurrp.-
i wish for a sucky tv that wouldnt work.
Granted, but they dont sell those kind of tvs anymore D=
I wish to be in the anime world
Granted. You where put into Death Note and died horribly.
I wish I could fly.
granted, but because of your HYUUUGE eyes you flew into the sea because you couldnt blink and drowned. (blinking=moisterizing your eyes. dont blink, your eyes turn all red and shtuff.)
granted but… wait… theres is no wish
i wish for a dsi
granted but… wait… theres is no wish
i wish for a dsi
granted but when you get it, it explodes.
I wish for pie.
You get it, but someone else steals it and eats it.
I wish for my wish to get corrupted. <3
Granted but it becme uncorrupt and nothing happened
I wish for a drink that looks like water but tasted like cookies (NOM NOM)