Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

You get it, but you didn’t like the flavor of magical cookies.

I wish I wasn’t sick. -w-

Granted but you got sick again even worse

I wish for… a CHEEZEBURGER!!!

Granted, but I stole it and ate it.

I wish I was not bored.

Granted you get a ball in a cup, get it in on your first try and are bored again

Now i wish for a money tree

Granted, but I already collected the money from it.

( Uhh Jackal had no Wish)
I wish to be a Psychic/Steel Espeon

granted but you became a scrap of metal, lolz

i wish i could live in hyrule

OH RIGHT SORRY I have to wish. ._. ))

Granted, but days later Hyrule has numberous Violent earthquakes.

I wish I had a venusuar.

Granted
But you withered up and died

I wish to be a level 100 Espeon Right now :3

You train and train and your wish is granted…

But then there was a one year roll back. . _ .

I wish for a hug.

Granted, but you were squeezed to death

You need to state a wish too.

Anyway, i will make one for him.

I wish for a big cheese burger.

you ate it and it haz a poison, so you died xD

i wish i got myself a master sword

Granted, but you are not a master, so the sword stabbed you! stab stab stabbity stab! :3
I wish I had a heart.

granted… but the heart was made out of tree and was the wrong colour… and someone ran away with it some days after you got it </3

Wish the weather was colder!

Granted, But you were froze to death and a Fire poke migrated south of you

I wish i do well at my Choir Concert :3

You do, but then you get bronchitis.

I wish people to stop crossing red lights. (Almost got hit by a car this evening >.>)

Granted
but you weren’t paying attention and the light turned green and you got ran over :3

No wish, sadly nothing to corrupt
Anyhow, I wish that my Bamboo tablet would start working so I can get started on a present <3

(Geez I get to quick i keep frogetting! >:
Anywho~)
Granted, but you can not find anything for a present
Iwish for a Shiny Quarter