Granted but it dosnt work
I wish for a swampert
Granted, but its a charizard.
I wish for… a uh… hm…
I WISH FOR A VICTINI
Granted, but I ate it owo
I wish for monkey owo;
granted, but you ate it.
i wish i stole that money before you ate it.
Granted, but it burns up because I light it on fire.
Eh…I wish I wasn’t sick.
Granted, but then you turn into giant ball of fat and blubber D:
I wish Chrsitchurch would stop getting Earthqaukes (just had one now >_>)
granted, but a tsunami happens.
I wish i got a rock…
Granted but then it multiplies and you get a rocky grave
granted, but you didn’t wish for anything. >.>
i wish there was no pollution?
Granted but then people started again (D:)
I wish for a lv 100 magikarp XD
Granted, but your Pokemon freezes and you can never use it.
I wish for a cat owo
granted, but the cat slashes your face off.
i wish for a cupcake.
granted, but it was…out of date
I wish for a picture
Granted but its a picture of the person you hate the most
I wish for a corrupted mudkip
Granted, but the corruption spreads to you, and then yer family, and then yer house, and then yer neighborhood and then THE ENTIRE WORLD
you shure you want that wish granted?
I wish for the companion cube. the original.
Granted but its a sphere XD
I wish for a Funny random person
granted, but hes not the guy in yer siggy.
… whoever that is.
I don’t need to. mine was granted!
oh fine.
I WISH FOR A FEESH (didn’t i wish for a feesh already?)
Granted but i get the wort wrong and you get a fish
I wish edward elrick (guy in my siggy) got taller
granted, but the he’s so big that you can’t see him until you look at him from space.
… and he gets angry at you for it.
WHAT A TWEEST!
I wish to rhyme all the time!
oh hey, i just did it.
Granted but you forget how to rhyme, and forget what they are.