Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

You did, but one star’s mass pulled you in and you were stuck to it forever. Dun dun dun!

I wish for people not to use text talk.

Granted,but the lols and the FTW Will take everyone to the moon… With no helmet…

I wish that no one grants my wish :3

Your wish was granted and corrupted by being granted anyways.

I wish that I was not bored. D:<

Granted, you went to play PMU but laggron appeared.

I wish i knew laggrons weakeneses to defeate it

You learned Laggron’s weakness but the server was so laggy that it kicked you out, thus letting Laggron change his weakness. 8D

I wish that I would wish about something.

Its corrupted because you did wish for something

I wish for charlie brown’s dog, snoopy

You get Snoopy, but he looks just like a normal Beagle. . _ .;

I wish to remember this dream that I had yesterday. =.=;

You remember but you forget again

I wish i found any pokemon (any but jynx) in my field

Granted,you walk into your MINE field and explode

I wish…for nothing

Granted, but then… something appeared 8D

I wish for a staaaarrr.~

Granted,but when i looked again at your wish i realised that a staaaarrr does not exist :D

I wish for a PMU player to give me is friend code

You get a friend code, but it turns out to be invalid.

I wish for a insta-banner maker.

Granded you get a… Instar- banners for kids show

I wish for Someone

granted but that somone dosent like you so it leaves

i wish the voices in my head would shut up

They shut up, but they’re now whispers inside your head.

I wish reverse-psychology was used more.

Granted, but then the whole world turned inside out and upside down. You shouldn’t eat other’s cookies. :3

I wish for a corrupted wish that was corrupted 10 times.

granted but the corruption spreads so much it destroys everything happy sailing in space^_^

i wish people didnt have to die but yet we had the choice to live or die when we want

Granted, but then all people died without a choice.

I wish… for a Delibird.

But I already have one.

Granted but its present explodes you and your other delibird

No wish, failed.
I wish for a clock random.