Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

Wish granted, but I did not know what that was so, instead, I got you a spider.
I wish for new scarf

You got it, but it appears that I had stolen it, so you had to return it to the store.

I wish for an easier to use iPad WACOM Notebook system. =w=

Granted, but it ends up destroying the system </3
I wish for a hat (Durr can’t think of anything owo)

Granted but the hat had acid in it
I wish to beat Skyward Sword

granted but it glitched up and you have to start over again

i wish i have a dsi

Granted, but it explodes for many reasons.

I wish I had a longer vacation.

You get a longer vacation, but you have to do a year of school all over again because you missed out.

I wish I could control time.

granted but dialga will kill you

i wish for a better pc

granted but dialga will kill you

i wish for a better pc

granted, but u forgot it at checkout

i wish that i was a staff :3

Granted, butyou became Devoleper and got flooded with work that’d take years to put into PMU and the other Devs were on vacation away from PMu

I wish i had a cute Harmless hamster :3

Granted but it died from “not harming” its food

I wish i had a real mudkip

granted but it was a blood-sucking mudkip (what is this, vampire?)

i wish for nothingness

Granted but since there is nothing the wish is undone you wish again and you are put in an endless loop of wishing.

I wish I could have a good life.

Granted but it’s short and you die a day after.

I wish I had the Pokemon Ruby Remake!

You get it, but it was broken.

I wish for a instant headache reliever that prevented headaches for a while too.

Granted but it converts all of your headaches into stomach aches.

I wish I had a real life Spheal.

You get one, but you become permanently frozen by its Ice Beam attack. (Brr!)

I wish to control time… Once more. :3

Granted but you send yourself in the past and prevent the event that gives you time control from happening!

I wish I could fire an Ice Beam :3

You use Ice Beam, but then you are captured by government scientists who chain you and tape your mouth shut. Then you a poked with random needles and government like stuff. Derp. (Too much Sci Fi for me.)

I wish we could get to OVER 9000!!! in the “How high can you count before a staff member posts?” topic.