Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

Granted, but Kirk posts on the 8999th number
I wish life wasnt that boring

Granted but it gets so exciting your head explodes.

I wish my Password Recovery message would hurry up and send back so I can play PMU again.

It sends back, but then PMU’s server crashes, so you can’t get on.

I wish for unlimited bagels.

but mama luigi doesn’t want to share bagels with you, as a result, you don’t have any bagels

i wish for a skull kid cosplay costume

granted, but its for a baby.

I wish to look young until I die.

Granted but you will only live another 3 days. :<

I wish for … more energy in this stupid iPad game. D:< It’s so slow!

Granted, but then your iPad broke.

Forever.

I wish I finish reading Silver Resistance before New Year. :<

You do, then you forget what happened.

I wish for a tissue. >.<;

You get it, but it’s in a million pieces.

I wish my internet would stop having data erased and just find the IP Address.

Granted but you were unable to find your IP Address
I wish to be Awsome :3

You become awesome … But you lose all of your dignity.

I wish for Ren to be level 100.

granted but the the level dropped by 99, so, you became lv. 1 xD

i wish my computer didn’t delete all the dll’s (i lost photoshop and gimp, plus, i can’t install anything including PMU)

Granted but died from being over-powerful
I wish I could draw better :C

Granted, but noe you hate drawing
I wish for pai

Granted, but then you threw it out the window.

I wish Char(from Silver Resistance, not the PMU Char) will know that Dragonites do not evolve from Raichus.

Granted,but he now thinks they evolve from Pichus.
I wish for solitray confinment

granted but it exploded

i wish for fried chicken

Part of my wish was to have it found.
It’s fixed nao.

You do but Arceus steals it because he’s obsessed with friend chicken.

I wish for PMU’s server to come on!

can’t becaus ethe installer doesn’t work

i wish the problem was solved

Wish granted, but it solved a math problem instead
I wish for a possible way to be able to redownload PMU on my laptop ._.