Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

There is, but it’s the original version of PMU.

ur wish isnt corrupted bcaus there isnt 1

I wish fo all my pokemon to be shiny

Granted. But your file gets corrupted.

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

u get a fake one

i wish my dog could talk

granted but your dog died

i wish for cookies

Granted, but the cookies were poisoned.

I wish that Pokémon were real.

Granted but they take over the world and make us slaves.

I wish for my hands to be warm

Your hands turn warm, but they become cold again.

Y U MAKE NO WISH?

I wish that ren had made a wish on their last post

He did but a mod removed it and it didn’t say that it was edited.

I wish I could talk on PMU again D:

can’t im not a moderator nor admin

i dare ya… Oh wait… i wish for ???

Y U NO WISH… AGAIN

i wish for a mudkip

Granted, but your Mudkip was a Giant Pokemon and crushed you.

I wish I owned a TARDIS.

Granted but it dissapears

I wish for a CHEEZBURGAH

Granted, but then it turned ravenous and ate you. c:

I wish I could get trolled by Karkat at least once :D (Homestuckyea)

can’t, nobody ain’t gonna troll in PMU

i wish someone could draw very nice

Granted, but it turned out being a rock.

I wish I had more Spyro games @_@

(Btw, awesome icon Rawly xD)

granted but it went go ka-boom!

i wish for lasagna

(thnx rainface! :))

Granted, but Garfield ate it all before you got to it //shot

I wish for a better wish.

but it didn’t happened

i wish youtube load faster