Make a wish and have it terribly CORRUPTED

Granted, but it had to do everything so fast, it had a major shutdown for a year. eUe

I wish I had one.
Frikken.
Vanillite.

but it turned into a frozen, tasty, vanilla-flavored treat

i wish Wolt turned into a ice cream

All of it melts and the recipe is forgotten

I wish dogs could talk…

Dogs gain the inntelligence to speak human language, but they also get the intelligence to realise that they are nothing but pets, and thus get enraged and start killing people, but then the army comes in and shoots them all.

I wish I could shoot lightning from my fingertips.

You shoot lighting from your fingertips, but then you fry your computer. Then the plug starts to catch on fire, and your house burnt down. ;w;

I wish I knew all the answers to questions in the world. Dun dun dun.

You did, but then that made life really boring.

I wish I knew Quantum Physics.

Granted, but… But… But a random human came in and killed you. =D

I wish for nothing. :3

granted but by not making a wish your have one taken away

i wish pokemon could breed with different pokemon and make hybrids (lucariark specificy)

Granted, but the hybrid-ness makes them insanely violent and they trash everything, kill themselves and Mew imprisons everyone who dares to try it again.

I wish I had some cake.

i find that post a wee bit rude twords dogs ice. What? so they start talking, then rage over something and cause a massacure? Really? REALLY?

Granted but the cake ate you.

i wish for people to be less rude twords dogs. >_>

Granted, but instead they started abusing dogs instead D=
I wish for an oval stone in PMU /shot

Granted, but someone came in and stole it, then later inserted in into the shredder machine. D=

I wish for a pile of rawkz.

Granted, but they crush you! ;3
I wish for a sewing machine!

Granted, but it sewed you instead of the cloth. xD

I wish for another pile of rawkz.

granted but i came

i wish for a sandwich

Granted but I kicked the sandwich.

I wish to play Chrono Cross.

can’t you just lost the game

i wish link wuz here to take me in hyrule

Granted but link fell in a endless pit of death while pulling you in aswell. (only thing i could think of)

I wish i had a glaceon as a pet.

but it turned into SeVeN (a creepypasta? Yes)

i wish i could write creepypasta formally

Granted, but then you were teleported into the Chrono Cross world and were killed by the Time Devourer and all it’s chronology! Mwahahaha–choke

I wish I have aaaaaaaallllll the stars. =D